Momus/Joemus/Germlin

Stereo

Joe Howe’s alter-ego Germlinhas been on the periphery of my awareness for quite some time now. But, without really pulling into focus. So I’m eager to check out what he’s all about. Seems the answer to that is bouncing about like an emo off his ritalin while making a racket like a blender full of frogs being hurled down some stairs. It’s rather impressive. Of course, being such a sharp hipster, Germlin eschews the constraints of the stage preferring to perform on ground level with the audience. As a result, I can’t make out what he’s doing to cause the noise. And, I’m fascinated to know how.

He is then joined by Momus. Seems they’ve been collaborating across the interwebs on work that will soon be seeing the light of day under the moniker Joemus. Apparently, this is their first time together so the tracks they play are brilliantly under-rehearsed. We can look forward to the poorly executed glitchiness of the last couple of albums being replaced with very well executed glitchiness! Yay!

Nick Currie’s alter-ego Momus splits opinions like a musical Marmite. To some he’s the kind of artist that writes for Wired, lives in places like Berlin and Tokyo, wears an eyepatch and dresses like a Japanese fishwife and, writes post-modernist pop songs that explore the darker side of the human psyche. And, others love him, for pretty much the same reasons. Tonight he has elected to give us nineteen songs, one from each of his albums (including the Joemus one) played in chronological order.

When he last played Glasgow, accompaniment came from an (at the time state of art) clamshell iBook. So, inevitably, tonight’s Momus orchestra is an iPod Touch.

He seems to, without exception, have selected exactly what would’ve been my second choice from each record. So, any minor quibbles with the setlist would seem ungracious. It ranges from the much maligned PSDB stylings of The Hairstyle of the Devil through the heartbreaking ddomestic melodrama of Red Pyjamas and out the other end with the pantomime villainy of His Majesty the Baby.

He fluffs lines, loses the plot and is generally all over the place. Despite seeming deeply uncomfortable in the live arena, he eventually seems to relax at the warmth from the audience. Slipping into anecdotes and a general lack of po-facedness. In fact, once he gets going there’s a definite charisma and wonderful logic to the whole cabaret feel of the night. After What Will Death Be Like? he tells us that he nearly went into Nothing Ever Happens (cousin Justin is in the audience) “because that’s what death will be like”. We know what he meant, but we certainly heard what he said.

Hey You Get Off My Pavement 2008

Glasgow Mono

Another year, another HYGOMP, but rater than occupying solely the titular ‘Pavement’ outside Glasgow’s favourite veggie cafe-restaurant-record shop, it’s a 2-stage setup this year, adding a full-blown indoor stage. Happily, though dark skies threaten to drench the clientele, the second stage is never completely necessary – apart from, of course, providing twice the number of bands to see, with stage timings carefully arranged to avoid (much) overlap. more… “Hey You Get Off My Pavement 2008”

The Blue Nile

Glasgow Royal Concert Hall

At least one listing for this show declares that the Legendary Glasgow act will be performing their “hits”. In front of a hometown crowd renowned for its for hecklers, this promise could go challenged by the fans as much as by Trading Standards. more… “The Blue Nile”

Glasvegas

Glasgow ABC2

ABC2 was obviously booked for Glasvegas before their Jools Holland performance, NME front cover and Columbia swept them upwards. Ticket prices shot up on ebay to £25 to £35 but everyone knows it’s going to be the last time they’re likely to see their hometown band play a small venue in their hometown. more… “Glasvegas”

The Starlets / St. Jude’s Infirmary

Glasgow The Twisted Wheel

It’s been such a long time since I’ve seen either of these bands play live so I wasn’t going to miss this one for anything. The venue, a compact, cool basement in Glasgow’s Queen Street, seems the perfect venue for tonight’s show, a fairly low-key but well attended gig by two of Scotland’s best kept pop secrets. more… “The Starlets / St. Jude’s Infirmary”

The Sea Kings

Glasgow King Tut's

Standing watching the Sea Kings’ Glasgow gig at the King Tut’s Wah Wah Hut on Saturday 17th May 2008, I remembered that music would not save the world, particularly not from climate change. I felt cheated, not by Live Earth or Bob Geldof, but by music. more… “The Sea Kings”

The French Wives

Glasgow Nice 'n' Sleazy

It’s always refreshing to see a young local band who seem happy to be a bit different, and as singer Stuart Dougan declared half way througout this promising set at Nice and Sleazy’s that it was “trombone time”, it was confirmed that Glasgow’s The French Wives are such a band. more… “The French Wives”

Sauchiehall Crawl

ABC2 / The Beat Club / Nice'n'Sleazy

On how many erstwhile evenings in my student days was the phrase ‘Sauchiehall Crawl’ a little too close to the bone? Well, for the event tonight it’s less of a crawl than a dash, as I attempt to see as many of tonight’s offerings as possible. more… “Sauchiehall Crawl”

Wickerman Festival

Dundrennan, Galloway

It may be about the family atmosphere and the torching of a massive wicker effigy, and sports headliners like the crowdpleasing Proclaimers and hippy-pleasers The Orb, but Wicker also has some of the finest Scottish bands on show. more… “Wickerman Festival”