This sounds a bit like Kylie, a bit like a Human League B-side. I’m not sure where The Long Blondes are going with this one, it sounds like it was recorded in front of three full length mirrors, there may have been leggings involved. The slinky bass, just sounds too slinky, too glib; a little perfect. The PR says no other band could have written this, there may be a good reason for that, and it is not a good reason.