I don’t entirely get this one, but then I very much doubt that Sid Ozalid really wants ‘getting’, as it were.
“I’ve got a pineapple and I’m not afraid to use it” sings Sid, and you know that his fruit of choice won’t be allowed to go mouldy.
Mostly harmless Aberdonian eccentricity from someone I’ve never actually heard of, despite his impressive press release which would put him on a par with the likes of Sting or even Stormzy were as much as half of it actually true.
What’s that? It is all true? Well, why isn’t Sid Ozalid as well known as Russell Brand then, whom he is actually funnier than.