Kate Nash
When I first heard this song I breathed a huge sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from my brow and slept well that night, so glad was I to hear that Kate Nash “has a family” and “drinks cups of tea.” Good for her, I thought. Now I actually liked her last song, Foundations, much to the general amusement, incredulity, ridicule, public shaming and resulting social exclusion from friends and loved ones. This song is so, so bad, however. Shite lyrics, annoyingly bad vocals and lack of depth make this song a massive disappointment. Despite being nowhere near as loathsome as Lily Allan, Kate Nash has gone from looking like a singer/songwriter with the promise of something new and different to a talentless, opportunist chancer who’s 15 minutes are just about up.