Ok, so I could write oodles of words about the funky bass line and clunky guitars, the throwback keyboards, hot horns and sexy vocal. Or I could write screeds about the irony of the band choosing to launch a single called DIY at that temple of hi-tech design and gadgetry that is The Apple Store but it would be a wasted effort.
All you need to know is, this is the best song about masturbation since The Vapours turned Japanese and possibly the greatest single Kylie never released. Buy it and buy it now.