Just who is George Dyer? Tap his name into Wikipedia and you�ll come up with an 18th century English classicist. Google him and you�ll find a world-renowned tenor and, er, Francis Bacon�s gay lover. Somehow I doubt that either were involved with this lo-fi (read: cheaply produced) five-track release. Working his/their way through a sackful of plod-rock tunes and horribly nasal vocals, he/they have made it all the worse by choosing such an arrogant title for what must surely be a debut release. Five out of five? Not quite�